Lessons in Logic

[platy2187]

Lessons in Logic
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> If your father is a poor man,
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> if your father-in-law is a poor man,
> it's your stupidity.
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> I was born intelligent -
> education ruined me.
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> Practice makes perfect.....
> But nobody's perfect......
> so why practice?
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> If it's true that we are here to help others,
> then what exactly are the others here for?
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> Since light travels faster than sound,
> people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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> How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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> Money is not everything.
> There's Mastercard & Visa.
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> One should love animals.
> They are so tasty.
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> Behind every successful man, there is a woman
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> Every man should marry.
> After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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> The wise never marry.
> and when they marry they become otherwise.
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> Success is a relative term.
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> It brings so many relatives.
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> Never put off the work till tomorrow
> what you can put off today.
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> "Your future depends on your dreams"
> So go to sleep
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> There should be a better way to start a day
> Than waking up every morning
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> "Hard work never killed anybody"
> But why take the risk
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> "Work fascinates me"
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> God made relatives;
> Thank God we can choose our friends.
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> The more you learn, the more you know,
> The more you know, the more you forget
> The more you forget, the less you know
> So.. why learn.
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> A bus station is where a bus stops.
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> A train station is where a train stops.
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> On my desk, I have a work station....
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> what more can I say........

[samanite]

Didn't get any idea about this?

[Zeenia_clubpenguinfan]

i too dint get any idea about this topic...

[platy2187]

C mon they are jokes

[god]

Lol. Theya re so funny.

[platy2187]

I know!!!!!